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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

I have been listening, and you have finally come tothe right guy to talk about romance, my...

I have been listening, and you have finally come to
the right guy to talk about romance, my man

Full Transcript

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- I have been listening,
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and you have finally come to the right guy
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to talk about romance, my man.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:33
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
- You? - Yes, me. For example: - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- You? - Yes, me. For example:
That, my friend, is where I take the ladies. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
That, my friend, is where I take the ladies.
- What? - That is the Luggage of Love. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- What? - That is the Luggage of Love.
♪ Boom, chicka, wow, wow ♪ - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
♪ Boom, chicka, wow, wow ♪
- Oh, you'd be surprised. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Oh, you'd be surprised.
[crowd whooping] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:13
[crowd whooping]
I refuse to allow a stick in my box. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
I refuse to allow a stick in my box.
Well, I meant it. Both ways. - All right. [chuckles] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
Well, I meant it. Both ways. - All right. [chuckles]
I try and figure out how to make it happen - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
I try and figure out how to make it happen
I just seem to lay there. - [chuckles] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
I just seem to lay there. - [chuckles]
- [laughs] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:15
- [laughs]
[crowd hollering] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
[crowd hollering]
♪ Boom, chicka, wow, wow ♪ - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
♪ Boom, chicka, wow, wow ♪
And who is that extra special person in your life right now? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
And who is that extra special person in your life right now?
[crowd groans sympathetically] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:12
[crowd groans sympathetically]
- You know, a Latin lover. - On a stick? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- You know, a Latin lover. - On a stick?
- Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome
[cheers and applause] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
[cheers and applause]
He was just laying there next to the dip. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
He was just laying there next to the dip.
- [laughs] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- [laughs]