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I love you. - [snorts]
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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

I love you.- - I have to be honest

I love you.
- [snorts] - I have to be honest

Full Transcript

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I love you. - [snorts]
00:00:04.637 --> 00:00:06.038
- I have to be honest.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:59
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
That "I love you" thing just feels wrong to me. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
That "I love you" thing just feels wrong to me.
- If you're a Greek god, why are you here on Earth? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- If you're a Greek god, why are you here on Earth?
We didn't talk about that. Stick to the script. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
We didn't talk about that. Stick to the script.
- Uh, to play Powerball. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Uh, to play Powerball.
And you know us Greek gods, we love to gamble. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
And you know us Greek gods, we love to gamble.
- Damn it, just go with it! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Damn it, just go with it!
- Gross, OK. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Gross, OK.
Yes, my favorite thing to do in Las Vegas is to take a crap. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
Yes, my favorite thing to do in Las Vegas is to take a crap.
"To play craps." - That's worse. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
"To play craps." - That's worse.
You're like monkeys in a zoo. What the hell, dude? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
You're like monkeys in a zoo. What the hell, dude?
- Not what, who. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Not what, who.
- Sorry. - You'll hurt her feelings. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Sorry. - You'll hurt her feelings.
- Yes, it's a-me. Are we a-speaking Italian now? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- Yes, it's a-me. Are we a-speaking Italian now?
I a-mean she's a her. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
I a-mean she's a her.
- No, she is a ewe. - She is not a-me. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- No, she is a ewe. - She is not a-me.
- [breathes deeply] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- [breathes deeply]
- No, she's a-not a-me, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- No, she's a-not a-me,
- [screams] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
- [screams]
And you are a pervert! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
And you are a pervert!
- So otherwise, uh, how's it-- - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- So otherwise, uh, how's it--