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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

I'm-- - I'm gonna slice him upand serve him on our next plateof frickin' nachos

I'm--
[laughs] - I'm gonna slice him up
and serve him on our next plate
of frickin' nachos

Full Transcript

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- I'm-- [laughs]
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- I'm gonna slice him up and serve him
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on our next plate of frickin' nachos.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:53
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
- I don't have an ass! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- I don't have an ass!
- All ri-- [laughs] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- All ri-- [laughs]
- Oh, will you stop it, both of you? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Oh, will you stop it, both of you?
[cheers and applause] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
[cheers and applause]
- I thought that maybe we could help you out - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- I thought that maybe we could help you out
- OK, first name, Pea, last name Nut. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- OK, first name, Pea, last name Nut.
[mimics talking in reverse] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:10
[mimics talking in reverse]
- Objects in mirror are larger than they appear. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Objects in mirror are larger than they appear.
Is it long term, short term, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
Is it long term, short term,
- Is there a checkbox for "wham, bam, thank you ma'am"? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Is there a checkbox for "wham, bam, thank you ma'...
- That's what she said. - [laughs] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- That's what she said. - [laughs]
- She also said that. - Wh-- - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- She also said that. - Wh--
- Uh, "the amount of money you make anally." - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- Uh, "the amount of money you make anally."
It's amazing how one little missing U can rock your world. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
It's amazing how one little missing U can rock your wor...
And make it difficult to walk. - [laughs] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:13
And make it difficult to walk. - [laughs]
- What's that? - Well, as the audience knows, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:13
- What's that? - Well, as the audience knows,
- So, uh, where is-- - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- So, uh, where is--
Is it "Fru--" - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
Is it "Fru--"
- It looks like "Fruck." - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- It looks like "Fruck."
"Dear Peanut, I got my wife these tickets - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:15
"Dear Peanut, I got my wife these tickets