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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

It looks like you're ready to get to work for Valentine'sDay. Are you feeling OK?

It looks like you're ready to get to work for Valentine's
Day. Are you feeling OK?

Full Transcript

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- It looks like you're ready to
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get to work for Valentine's Day. Are you feeling OK?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:58
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
- No, I'm half naked and my nipples are chapped. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- No, I'm half naked and my nipples are chapped.
And what kind of costume is wings and Depends? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
And what kind of costume is wings and Depends?
[cheers and applause] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
[cheers and applause]
I'm Joe Biden! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
I'm Joe Biden!
[cackling laugh] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
[cackling laugh]
- Yeah, they do. - Yeah, they're like, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:10
- Yeah, they do. - Yeah, they're like,
- So as Cupid, your job is to go around - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- So as Cupid, your job is to go around
- Yeah, yeah. Love, lust, whatever you want to call it. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Yeah, yeah. Love, lust, whatever you want to call it.
- Oh. So what's the difference between love and lust? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Oh. So what's the difference between love and lust?
- Oh. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Oh.
How about that? [grumbles] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
How about that? [grumbles]
So how should a man approach a woman he's attracted to? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
So how should a man approach a woman he's attracted to?
- From the rear. - No. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- From the rear. - No.
- And with the size of some of the asses these days, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
- And with the size of some of the asses these days,
- So, Cupid, aren't greeting cards a good way - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- So, Cupid, aren't greeting cards a good way
- Oh, absolutely. Here we go. [clears throat] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- Oh, absolutely. Here we go. [clears throat]
I wish you would die so I could collect the insurance." - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
I wish you would die so I could collect the insurance."
"Meeting you was amazing luck, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:11
"Meeting you was amazing luck,
- "Have dinner." What did you think I was gonna say? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- "Have dinner." What did you think I was gonna sa...
- Yeah, now she offers me the choice: - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Yeah, now she offers me the choice: