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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

Ladies and gentlemen,please help me welcome José Jalapeño on a Stick

Ladies and gentlemen,
please help me welcome José Jalapeño on a Stick

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- Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome
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José Jalapeño on a Stick.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:15
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
[cheers and applause] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
[cheers and applause]
He was just laying there next to the dip. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
He was just laying there next to the dip.
- [laughs] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- [laughs]
- Oh, OK, I'm--I'm actually... really sorry, José. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- Oh, OK, I'm--I'm actually... really sorry, José....
- What was that? - Burning your mouth. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- What was that? - Burning your mouth.
- And later your ass. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- And later your ass.
- No, but José can fit in your mother's-- - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- No, but José can fit in your mother's--
- I'm-- [laughs] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:11
- I'm-- [laughs]
- I don't have an ass! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- I don't have an ass!
- All ri-- [laughs] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- All ri-- [laughs]
- Oh, will you stop it, both of you? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Oh, will you stop it, both of you?
[cheers and applause] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
[cheers and applause]
- I thought that maybe we could help you out - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- I thought that maybe we could help you out
- OK, first name, Pea, last name Nut. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- OK, first name, Pea, last name Nut.
[mimics talking in reverse] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:10
[mimics talking in reverse]
- Objects in mirror are larger than they appear. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Objects in mirror are larger than they appear.
Is it long term, short term, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
Is it long term, short term,
- Is there a checkbox for "wham, bam, thank you ma'am"? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Is there a checkbox for "wham, bam, thank you ma'...
- That's what she said. - [laughs] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- That's what she said. - [laughs]
- She also said that. - Wh-- - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- She also said that. - Wh--