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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

Ladies and gentlemen,please help me welcome the Greek god, Achimedes

Ladies and gentlemen,
please help me welcome the Greek god, Achimedes

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Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome
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the Greek god, Achimedes.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:32
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
[upbeat rock music] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:23
[upbeat rock music]
[cackles] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
[cackles]
- Achimedes. - Achimedes! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Achimedes. - Achimedes!
I am the ancient Greek god of keeler love. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
I am the ancient Greek god of keeler love.
- Mount Olympus. - Mm--what? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Mount Olympus. - Mm--what?
Mount the platypus! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
Mount the platypus!
- Yes, don't forget the puss. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Yes, don't forget the puss.
[laughter and applause] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
[laughter and applause]
It's "silence! I love you." - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
It's "silence! I love you."
- And I didn't know that talking to dolls was a job, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- And I didn't know that talking to dolls was a job,
- [chuckles] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- [chuckles]
- I-- what? I don't know that word in English. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- I-- what? I don't know that word in English.
- I love this country so much! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- I love this country so much!
I love you. - [snorts] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
I love you. - [snorts]
That "I love you" thing just feels wrong to me. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
That "I love you" thing just feels wrong to me.
- If you're a Greek god, why are you here on Earth? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- If you're a Greek god, why are you here on Earth?
We didn't talk about that. Stick to the script. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
We didn't talk about that. Stick to the script.
- Uh, to play Powerball. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Uh, to play Powerball.
And you know us Greek gods, we love to gamble. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
And you know us Greek gods, we love to gamble.
- Damn it, just go with it! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Damn it, just go with it!