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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

"Meeting you was amazing luck, and I think of that mosteach time that we--" - Whoa, whoa,...

"Meeting you was amazing luck, and I think of that most
each time that we--" - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Full Transcript

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"Meeting you was amazing luck,
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and I think of that most each time that we--"
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Duration
11 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:37
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
- "Have dinner." What did you think I was gonna say? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- "Have dinner." What did you think I was gonna sa...
- Yeah, now she offers me the choice: - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Yeah, now she offers me the choice:
- Well, that's not very much. - It adds up. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Well, that's not very much. - It adds up.
- Yeah, I tell her every February 29th. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Yeah, I tell her every February 29th.
- Why not? - I know what happens next. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Why not? - I know what happens next.
I didn't want to look her in the eye. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
I didn't want to look her in the eye.
What does Disney World have in common with Viagra? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
What does Disney World have in common with Viagra?
- You're not gonna start telling joke-jokes now, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- You're not gonna start telling joke-jokes now,
- She sat on her iPhone and it unlocked. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- She sat on her iPhone and it unlocked.
- How's that? - Every Valentine's Day, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- How's that? - Every Valentine's Day,
- No, no. "Do not resuscitate." - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:10
- No, no. "Do not resuscitate."
He said I should take my wife out - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
He said I should take my wife out
So I took her to dinner, felt her up, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
So I took her to dinner, felt her up,
- Fucking housework. - Walter! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- Fucking housework. - Walter!
- Please! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Please!
[cheers and applause] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat rock music] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:13
[upbeat rock music]
It was a combination wedding and gender reveal party. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
It was a combination wedding and gender reveal party.
He was very happy to find out that she really was a woman. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
He was very happy to find out that she really was a woman.
Yeah, always a nail-biter, right, guys? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
Yeah, always a nail-biter, right, guys?