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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

No, she's a-not a-me, and stop a-making a-fun ofthe Italianos!

No, she's a-not a-me, and stop a-making a-fun of
the Italianos!

Full Transcript

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- No, she's a-not a-me,
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and stop a-making a-fun of the Italianos!
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:30
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
- [screams] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
- [screams]
And you are a pervert! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
And you are a pervert!
- So otherwise, uh, how's it-- - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- So otherwise, uh, how's it--
They asked me for my autograph, they want to take selfies. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
They asked me for my autograph, they want to take selfies.
- Of course they are. [chuckles] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- Of course they are. [chuckles]
- Oh, no, no. They think I'm Nancy Pelosi. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Oh, no, no. They think I'm Nancy Pelosi.
I mean, look at us! The resemblance is uncanny. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
I mean, look at us! The resemblance is uncanny.
- Achimedes. - [screams] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- Achimedes. - [screams]
- Oh, I think you do, but you can do what-- - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
- Oh, I think you do, but you can do what--
- Holy crap. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Holy crap.
Did my arm just fall off? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
Did my arm just fall off?
- I don't know how this goes in here. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- I don't know how this goes in here.
- [screams] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:10
- [screams]
- What the hell, dude? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- What the hell, dude?
Look like I had a five-fingered wiener. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
Look like I had a five-fingered wiener.
- But if I did, my underwear would fit like a glove. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- But if I did, my underwear would fit like a glove.
- [chuckles] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- [chuckles]
- And fix my feet, asshole. - OK. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- And fix my feet, asshole. - OK.
- You--you don't have a-- - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- You--you don't have a--
It's not there. - OK. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
It's not there. - OK.