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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

That does not go there!- Stop

[screams] That does not go there!
- Stop

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That does not go there! - Stop.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:03
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
- What the hell, dude? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- What the hell, dude?
Look like I had a five-fingered wiener. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
Look like I had a five-fingered wiener.
- But if I did, my underwear would fit like a glove. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- But if I did, my underwear would fit like a glove.
- [chuckles] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- [chuckles]
- And fix my feet, asshole. - OK. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- And fix my feet, asshole. - OK.
- You--you don't have a-- - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- You--you don't have a--
It's not there. - OK. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
It's not there. - OK.
- I lost it in an explos... [grunting] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:11
- I lost it in an explos... [grunting]
- [chuckles softly] You-- - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:11
- [chuckles softly] You--
You should have seen the other guy. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
You should have seen the other guy.
- Mm. What's the difference? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- Mm. What's the difference?
- I call it "graduation." - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
- I call it "graduation."
- Ah, the greatest of all time. She's the G.O.A.T. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Ah, the greatest of all time. She's the G.O.A.T.
- [bleating] Yes. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- [bleating] Yes.
- But, Achimedes, are there - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- But, Achimedes, are there
I think you are my best friend. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
I think you are my best friend.
- Well, you can say that at any time but - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Well, you can say that at any time but
- OK. And I-- - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- OK. And I--
- I mean, 'cause otherwise I might fall off of this thing. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- I mean, 'cause otherwise I might fall off of this thi...
- [softly] Thanks. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- [softly] Thanks.