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So, Cupid, aren't greeting cards a good way
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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

So, Cupid, aren't greetingcards a good way of expressing your lovefor someone?

So, Cupid, aren't greeting
cards a good way of expressing your love
for someone?

Full Transcript

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- So, Cupid, aren't greeting cards a good way
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of expressing your love for someone?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:03
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
- Oh, absolutely. Here we go. [clears throat] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- Oh, absolutely. Here we go. [clears throat]
I wish you would die so I could collect the insurance." - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
I wish you would die so I could collect the insurance."
"Meeting you was amazing luck, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:11
"Meeting you was amazing luck,
- "Have dinner." What did you think I was gonna say? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- "Have dinner." What did you think I was gonna sa...
- Yeah, now she offers me the choice: - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Yeah, now she offers me the choice:
- Well, that's not very much. - It adds up. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Well, that's not very much. - It adds up.
- Yeah, I tell her every February 29th. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Yeah, I tell her every February 29th.
- Why not? - I know what happens next. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Why not? - I know what happens next.
I didn't want to look her in the eye. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
I didn't want to look her in the eye.
What does Disney World have in common with Viagra? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
What does Disney World have in common with Viagra?
- You're not gonna start telling joke-jokes now, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- You're not gonna start telling joke-jokes now,
- She sat on her iPhone and it unlocked. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- She sat on her iPhone and it unlocked.
- How's that? - Every Valentine's Day, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- How's that? - Every Valentine's Day,
- No, no. "Do not resuscitate." - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:10
- No, no. "Do not resuscitate."
He said I should take my wife out - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
He said I should take my wife out
So I took her to dinner, felt her up, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
So I took her to dinner, felt her up,
- Fucking housework. - Walter! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- Fucking housework. - Walter!
- Please! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Please!
[cheers and applause] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat rock music] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:13
[upbeat rock music]