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So as Cupid, your job is to go around
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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

So as Cupid, your job isto go around shooting arrows intopeople's hearts, which then makes...

So as Cupid, your job is
to go around shooting arrows into
people's hearts, which then makes them
fall in love, right?

Full Transcript

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- So as Cupid, your job is to go around
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shooting arrows into people's hearts,
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which then makes them fall in love, right?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:07
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
- Yeah, yeah. Love, lust, whatever you want to call it. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Yeah, yeah. Love, lust, whatever you want to call it.
- Oh. So what's the difference between love and lust? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Oh. So what's the difference between love and lust?
- Oh. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Oh.
How about that? [grumbles] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
How about that? [grumbles]
So how should a man approach a woman he's attracted to? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
So how should a man approach a woman he's attracted to?
- From the rear. - No. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- From the rear. - No.
- And with the size of some of the asses these days, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
- And with the size of some of the asses these days,
- So, Cupid, aren't greeting cards a good way - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- So, Cupid, aren't greeting cards a good way
- Oh, absolutely. Here we go. [clears throat] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- Oh, absolutely. Here we go. [clears throat]
I wish you would die so I could collect the insurance." - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
I wish you would die so I could collect the insurance."
"Meeting you was amazing luck, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:11
"Meeting you was amazing luck,
- "Have dinner." What did you think I was gonna say? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- "Have dinner." What did you think I was gonna sa...
- Yeah, now she offers me the choice: - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Yeah, now she offers me the choice:
- Well, that's not very much. - It adds up. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Well, that's not very much. - It adds up.
- Yeah, I tell her every February 29th. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Yeah, I tell her every February 29th.
- Why not? - I know what happens next. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Why not? - I know what happens next.
I didn't want to look her in the eye. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
I didn't want to look her in the eye.
What does Disney World have in common with Viagra? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
What does Disney World have in common with Viagra?
- You're not gonna start telling joke-jokes now, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- You're not gonna start telling joke-jokes now,
- She sat on her iPhone and it unlocked. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- She sat on her iPhone and it unlocked.