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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

- Shut the hell up

[upbeat rock music] ♪ ♪ [laughter] [cheers and applause] - Shut the hell up

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- Shut the hell up.
Duration
23 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:01
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
[mocking laughter] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
[mocking laughter]
You know how much I hate you right now. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
You know how much I hate you right now.
- Hello, Cupid. - I'm Walter, damn it. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- Hello, Cupid. - I'm Walter, damn it.
- This qualifies as elder abuse. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- This qualifies as elder abuse.
- It looks like you're ready to - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- It looks like you're ready to
- No, I'm half naked and my nipples are chapped. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- No, I'm half naked and my nipples are chapped.
And what kind of costume is wings and Depends? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
And what kind of costume is wings and Depends?
[cheers and applause] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
[cheers and applause]
I'm Joe Biden! - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
I'm Joe Biden!
[cackling laugh] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
[cackling laugh]
- Yeah, they do. - Yeah, they're like, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:10
- Yeah, they do. - Yeah, they're like,
- So as Cupid, your job is to go around - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
- So as Cupid, your job is to go around
- Yeah, yeah. Love, lust, whatever you want to call it. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Yeah, yeah. Love, lust, whatever you want to call it.
- Oh. So what's the difference between love and lust? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Oh. So what's the difference between love and lust?
- Oh. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Oh.
How about that? [grumbles] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
How about that? [grumbles]
So how should a man approach a woman he's attracted to? - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
So how should a man approach a woman he's attracted to?
- From the rear. - No. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- From the rear. - No.
- And with the size of some of the asses these days, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
- And with the size of some of the asses these days,
- So, Cupid, aren't greeting cards a good way - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- So, Cupid, aren't greeting cards a good way