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Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid

When a woman asks youif you know the quickest way to her heart, don't do what I did and...

When a woman asks you
if you know the quickest way to her heart, don't do what I did and stick
your head between her tatas

Full Transcript

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When a woman asks you if you know
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the quickest way to her heart,
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don't do what I did and stick your head between her tatas.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:11
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Paramount Media Networks,MTV Entertainment Studios

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Movie Summary

If you hate Valentine’s Day, you’re REALLY going to hate this special…Watch it with someone you love! Or alone… Or with someone you hate… With a beer.
That was the worst ever birthday for Grandma. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
That was the worst ever birthday for Grandma.
[crowd groans] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
[crowd groans]
[gurgling] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
[gurgling]
[gurgling] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
[gurgling]
[cheers and applause] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
[cheers and applause]
[upbeat rock music] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:17
[upbeat rock music]
[cackles] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
[cackles]
- ♪ I'm a little asshole, short and stout ♪ - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
- ♪ I'm a little asshole, short and stout ♪
- I have been listening, - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- I have been listening,
- You? - Yes, me. For example: - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:06
- You? - Yes, me. For example:
That, my friend, is where I take the ladies. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
That, my friend, is where I take the ladies.
- What? - That is the Luggage of Love. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
- What? - That is the Luggage of Love.
♪ Boom, chicka, wow, wow ♪ - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:08
♪ Boom, chicka, wow, wow ♪
- Oh, you'd be surprised. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
- Oh, you'd be surprised.
[crowd whooping] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:13
[crowd whooping]
I refuse to allow a stick in my box. - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:05
I refuse to allow a stick in my box.
Well, I meant it. Both ways. - All right. [chuckles] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:09
Well, I meant it. Both ways. - All right. [chuckles]
I try and figure out how to make it happen - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
I try and figure out how to make it happen
I just seem to lay there. - [chuckles] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:07
I just seem to lay there. - [chuckles]
- [laughs] - Jeff Dunham: I'm With Cupid 00:15
- [laughs]