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Jeff Dunham: Me The People

Because one eye goes this way, and the other eye goes there

because one eye goes this way, and the other eye goes there

Full Transcript

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because one eye goes this way,
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and the other eye goes there.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:33
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Genres
reality-tv
Production
MTV Entertainment Studios,Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

It follows Dunham as he tackles how much time we dedicate to our devices, the things we spend money on, and cancel culture.
Which one do I see?" - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
Which one do I see?"
I believe that installing a smoke detector smoke detector in my chimney - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
I believe that installing a smoke detector smoke detector in...
Sometimes I get so drunk I can't remember - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:11
Sometimes I get so drunk I can't remember
From now on, no more prostate exams, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:10
From now on, no more prostate exams,
I am comforted by the fact of knowing that - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:15
I am comforted by the fact of knowing that
I love Walmart because I can buy naval jelly, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:10
I love Walmart because I can buy naval jelly,
But beware because only one of those - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
But beware because only one of those
But grape jam can be used in almost everything. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
But grape jam can be used in almost everything.
Oh yes. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
Oh yes.
Why do they call it a lazy eye - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
Why do they call it a lazy eye
At least if a boy runs out of clean underwear without clean underwear, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
At least if a boy runs out of clean underwear without clean ...
One bite of a protein bar protein bar, and you'll realize - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
One bite of a protein bar protein bar, and you'll reali...
Today I went to a restaurant that had the LGBTQ+: - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:11
Today I went to a restaurant that had the LGBTQ+:
But I don't want the secret sauce. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
But I don't want the secret sauce.
Artificial intelligence is what kids get - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
Artificial intelligence is what kids get
If the king of beers is Bud, that doesn't mean that - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
If the king of beers is Bud, that doesn't mean that
And now, you're wondering, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:12
And now, you're wondering,
You know, we're all stuck on our smart devices - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:09
You know, we're all stuck on our smart devices
Please help me to welcome the new boy, Url. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
Please help me to welcome the new boy, Url.
- Hello, Url. - Hello, my friend. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
- Hello, Url. - Hello, my friend.