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I'm sorry Mr. Dunham, but clearly
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Jeff Dunham: Me The People

I'm sorry Mr. Dunham,but clearly my assistant will have to putall this new information -...

I'm sorry Mr. Dunham,
but clearly my assistant will have to put
all this new information - in a report
- Do you have an assistant?

Full Transcript

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I'm sorry Mr. Dunham, but clearly
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my assistant will have to put all this new information
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- in a report - Do you have an assistant?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:32
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Genres
reality-tv
Production
MTV Entertainment Studios,Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

It follows Dunham as he tackles how much time we dedicate to our devices, the things we spend money on, and cancel culture.
- All right. - This is José Jalapeño, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
- All right. - This is José Jalapeño,
- Good evening, José. - Hello partner. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
- Good evening, José. - Hello partner.
- Is it a pickle? - On a stick. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
- Is it a pickle? - On a stick.
And you went along with it, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
And you went along with it,
Its pronouns are dill, sweet, pickle and kosher. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
Its pronouns are dill, sweet, pickle and kosher.
And your adjective is [bleep]. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
And your adjective is [bleep].
Well, this human resources thing - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
Well, this human resources thing
Jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:16
Jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah
Maybe you'd be more fun if you were on a stick. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
Maybe you'd be more fun if you were on a stick.
You never know, I didn't see it coming. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
You never know, I didn't see it coming.
The next one had a stick crammed up my wazoo, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
The next one had a stick crammed up my wazoo,
I'm actually starting to feel - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
I'm actually starting to feel
- [gasps] That's human shame! - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
- [gasps] That's human shame!
José Jalapeño has a Mexican accent. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
José Jalapeño has a Mexican accent.
Oh, so you're saying that having Joseph in the act - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
Oh, so you're saying that having Joseph in the act
- No, I don't like you. - It's because I'm purple, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
- No, I don't like you. - It's because I'm pu...
I bet you would be angry if your wife gave birth to a child - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
I bet you would be angry if your wife gave birth to a child
I would be upset, yes, but fortunately - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
I would be upset, yes, but fortunately
Once the girls get a taste of purple, they'll love me like a scavenger, they'll love me like a scavenger. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
Once the girls get a taste of purple, they'll love me...
Oh yeah. Boom girl whoa-whoa - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:12
Oh yeah. Boom girl whoa-whoa