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Jeff Dunham: Me The People

Oh, no. Youyou called yourself a cookie, because you made mecall you cookie, cookie

Oh, no. You
you called yourself a cookie, because you made me
call you cookie, cookie

Full Transcript

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Oh, no. You you called yourself a cookie,
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because you made me call you cookie, cookie.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:23
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Genres
reality-tv
Production
MTV Entertainment Studios,Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

It follows Dunham as he tackles how much time we dedicate to our devices, the things we spend money on, and cancel culture.
I'm sorry Mr. Dunham, but clearly - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
I'm sorry Mr. Dunham, but clearly
- All right. - This is José Jalapeño, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
- All right. - This is José Jalapeño,
- Good evening, José. - Hello partner. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
- Good evening, José. - Hello partner.
- Is it a pickle? - On a stick. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
- Is it a pickle? - On a stick.
And you went along with it, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
And you went along with it,
Its pronouns are dill, sweet, pickle and kosher. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
Its pronouns are dill, sweet, pickle and kosher.
And your adjective is [bleep]. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
And your adjective is [bleep].
Well, this human resources thing - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
Well, this human resources thing
Jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:16
Jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah jah
Maybe you'd be more fun if you were on a stick. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
Maybe you'd be more fun if you were on a stick.
You never know, I didn't see it coming. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
You never know, I didn't see it coming.
The next one had a stick crammed up my wazoo, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
The next one had a stick crammed up my wazoo,
I'm actually starting to feel - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
I'm actually starting to feel
- [gasps] That's human shame! - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
- [gasps] That's human shame!
José Jalapeño has a Mexican accent. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
José Jalapeño has a Mexican accent.
Oh, so you're saying that having Joseph in the act - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
Oh, so you're saying that having Joseph in the act
- No, I don't like you. - It's because I'm purple, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
- No, I don't like you. - It's because I'm pu...
I bet you would be angry if your wife gave birth to a child - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
I bet you would be angry if your wife gave birth to a child
I would be upset, yes, but fortunately - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
I would be upset, yes, but fortunately
Once the girls get a taste of purple, they'll love me like a scavenger, they'll love me like a scavenger. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
Once the girls get a taste of purple, they'll love me...