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Jeff Dunham: Me The People

The next dayis "Hi, Tammy." Not that there issomething wrong with that, but don't buy your...

The next day
is "Hi, Tammy." Not that there is
something wrong with that, but don't buy your Christmas gifts
Christmas gifts well in advance

Full Transcript

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The next day is "Hi, Tammy."
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Not that there is something wrong with that,
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but don't buy your Christmas gifts Christmas gifts well in advance.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:00
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Genres
reality-tv
Production
MTV Entertainment Studios,Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

It follows Dunham as he tackles how much time we dedicate to our devices, the things we spend money on, and cancel culture.
Last year, I was like, "Hi, Tammy, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
Last year, I was like, "Hi, Tammy,
Okay, but if my girlfriend has grease on her hands, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
Okay, but if my girlfriend has grease on her hands,
Does this involve handcuffs and a leather bandage? - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
Does this involve handcuffs and a leather bandage?
Because I've been down that road before road before, and the truth - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:09
Because I've been down that road before road before, an...
- That's very dark. - Only if you let them - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
- That's very dark. - Only if you let them
- Correct. - It feels like - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
- Correct. - It feels like
You see me at the bar and what comes first - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
You see me at the bar and what comes first
- I am a woman. - I knew it! - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
- I am a woman. - I knew it!
It is purple. He's crazy. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
It is purple. He's crazy.
All I think about are sausage and chicken nuggets. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
All I think about are sausage and chicken nuggets.
Did Audrey tell you that? - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
Did Audrey tell you that?
The other day I had a really good vegan really good vegan hot-dog. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
The other day I had a really good vegan really good vegan ho...
Dude, I almost pulled it out. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
Dude, I almost pulled it out.
And that, by the way, was his nickname in high school. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
And that, by the way, was his nickname in high school.
Watery carrot Jeff-fa-fa - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
Watery carrot Jeff-fa-fa
I could always send you a picture... - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
I could always send you a picture...
Eew, I can smell the carrot on your breath. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
Eew, I can smell the carrot on your breath.
- Stop! - Oh! - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
- Stop! - Oh!
I am the director of our new HR department. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
I am the director of our new HR department.
Yes, you know, your company with all of us, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
Yes, you know, your company with all of us,