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What happened? - Nothing. I swear to God
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Jeff Dunham: Me The People

What happened?- Nothing. I swear to God

What happened?
- Nothing. I swear to God

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- What happened? - Nothing. I swear to God.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:01
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Genres
reality-tv
Production
MTV Entertainment Studios,Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

It follows Dunham as he tackles how much time we dedicate to our devices, the things we spend money on, and cancel culture.
He said at least that got me out of the got me out of the damn house. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
He said at least that got me out of the got me out of the da...
Yes. I had to blow it up again, but now it's mine. again, but now it's mine. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
Yes. I had to blow it up again, but now it's mine. agai...
How did you let him know that you were interested - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:09
How did you let him know that you were interested
Well, I don't want to be cancelled, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:09
Well, I don't want to be cancelled,
It's different out there now. One day it's "Hi, Tommy. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
It's different out there now. One day it's "H...
The next day is "Hi, Tammy." - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:11
The next day is "Hi, Tammy."
Last year, I was like, "Hi, Tammy, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
Last year, I was like, "Hi, Tammy,
Okay, but if my girlfriend has grease on her hands, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
Okay, but if my girlfriend has grease on her hands,
Does this involve handcuffs and a leather bandage? - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
Does this involve handcuffs and a leather bandage?
Because I've been down that road before road before, and the truth - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:09
Because I've been down that road before road before, an...
- That's very dark. - Only if you let them - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
- That's very dark. - Only if you let them
- Correct. - It feels like - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
- Correct. - It feels like
You see me at the bar and what comes first - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
You see me at the bar and what comes first
- I am a woman. - I knew it! - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
- I am a woman. - I knew it!
It is purple. He's crazy. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
It is purple. He's crazy.
All I think about are sausage and chicken nuggets. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
All I think about are sausage and chicken nuggets.
Did Audrey tell you that? - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
Did Audrey tell you that?
The other day I had a really good vegan really good vegan hot-dog. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
The other day I had a really good vegan really good vegan ho...
Dude, I almost pulled it out. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
Dude, I almost pulled it out.
And that, by the way, was his nickname in high school. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
And that, by the way, was his nickname in high school.