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Why do you talk when we could text?
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Jeff Dunham: Me The People

Why do you talk whenwe could text?

Why do you talk when
we could text?

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Why do you talk when we could text?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:16
Uploaded
Apr 24, 2025
Genres
reality-tv
Production
MTV Entertainment Studios,Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

It follows Dunham as he tackles how much time we dedicate to our devices, the things we spend money on, and cancel culture.
You know Url, talking in in person is the best - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
You know Url, talking in in person is the best
Did you know that when I was your age, water was free? - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
Did you know that when I was your age, water was free?
I guess the next thing you're going to tell me is that you paid for pornography. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
I guess the next thing you're going to tell me is that ...
But today we pay for water, and porn is free. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
But today we pay for water, and porn is free.
My generation invented the internet - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
My generation invented the internet
Oh, so without you, I wouldn't have my phone? - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
Oh, so without you, I wouldn't have my phone?
I just gave you the highest compliment someone my age can give you. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
I just gave you the highest compliment someone my age can gi...
Okay, but right now we're doing a live doing a live show - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
Okay, but right now we're doing a live doing a live sho...
You could stay at home and watch it on YouTube. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
You could stay at home and watch it on YouTube.
Things are not so good when - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
Things are not so good when
I can fast-forward the boring. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
I can fast-forward the boring.
- Yes, so? - Many of us are, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
- Yes, so? - Many of us are,
Just make sure that the camera does not turn on - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
Just make sure that the camera does not turn on
But she washes my clothes, makes me hot-cakes, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
But she washes my clothes, makes me hot-cakes,
Yeah. My fucking mom, okay? She's my mom - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:08
Yeah. My fucking mom, okay? She's my mom
- When you get a job? - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
- When you get a job? - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I have to get a life. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
I have to get a life.
- No children. - All right. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:05
- No children. - All right.
Yes, you change a couple of of pronouns, - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:07
Yes, you change a couple of of pronouns,
I'm not exactly sure. I'm stalking her on Instagram. - Jeff Dunham: Me The People 00:06
I'm not exactly sure. I'm stalking her on Instagra...