"Hey, come get your monster! He's in our yard, and he's humping our cat!" "That's...
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Walter:
[about Frankenstein's monster]
Why was the doctor's monster seven feet tall? Jeff Dunham:
What? Walter:
That's dangerous! He should've started with a small monster. Jeff Dunham:
Small monster? Walter:
Yeah, Frankenmidget. Then if he goes nuts, just strap his ass to the kid's car seat and drive around till he falls asleep. Parents do it all the time. If he gets loose, what's the worst that could happen? You get a call from the villagers: "Hey, come get your monster! He's in our yard, and he's humping our cat!" "That's impossible, his wiener hurts."
[about Frankenstein's monster]
Why was the doctor's monster seven feet tall? Jeff Dunham:
What? Walter:
That's dangerous! He should've started with a small monster. Jeff Dunham:
Small monster? Walter:
Yeah, Frankenmidget. Then if he goes nuts, just strap his ass to the kid's car seat and drive around till he falls asleep. Parents do it all the time. If he gets loose, what's the worst that could happen? You get a call from the villagers: "Hey, come get your monster! He's in our yard, and he's humping our cat!" "That's impossible, his wiener hurts."
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And why was the monster two very high
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It is dangerous He should be started with a little monster
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Frank Dwarf
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So could have put him in the car seat and driven him to sleep
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It makes parents often
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If he got loose the accident would not be so great
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'Come and get your monster He buns our cat out in the garden '
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Impossible his pillert hurts
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham's "Minding the Monsters" brings together Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist as you've never seen them before! The result is an all-new original live comedy event that is so funny, it'...
