That's what the sheep always say. That's why you have to go with a lamb; they're silent
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Jeff Dunham:
[to Achmed]
Do you like scary movies? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Oh, yes. My favorites are "I Know What You Did Last Ramadan", "Dr. Jekyll and Hide or We'll All Be Killed!", but my favorite is "SILENCE! Of the Lambs". And thank God they are silent. Oh, if the lambs could talk... Jeff Dunham:
Achmed, could we please stop with the sheep jokes? There's children watching. Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Really? Jeff Dunham:
Right. Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Then it's time for the talk. Jeff Dunham:
What? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
When a man and a sheep love each other very much... Jeff Dunham:
Will you stop it? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
That's what the sheep always say. That's why you have to go with a lamb; they're silent
[to Achmed]
Do you like scary movies? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Oh, yes. My favorites are "I Know What You Did Last Ramadan", "Dr. Jekyll and Hide or We'll All Be Killed!", but my favorite is "SILENCE! Of the Lambs". And thank God they are silent. Oh, if the lambs could talk... Jeff Dunham:
Achmed, could we please stop with the sheep jokes? There's children watching. Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Really? Jeff Dunham:
Right. Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Then it's time for the talk. Jeff Dunham:
What? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
When a man and a sheep love each other very much... Jeff Dunham:
Will you stop it? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
That's what the sheep always say. That's why you have to go with a lamb; they're silent
Full Transcript
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Another thing You see scary movies
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Yes as I Know What You Did Last Ramadan
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Doctor Jekyll and Hide or We'll All Be Killed
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But especially Silence of the Lambs
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Fortunately with the mouth for if the lambs could talk
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No sheep jokes There are children in the hall
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Really Then it's time to talk
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When a man and a sheep really love each other
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Stop it It says sheepishly always
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Therefore you must go to a lamb for they are stationary
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham's "Minding the Monsters" brings together Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist as you've never seen them before! The result is an all-new original live comedy event that is so funny, it'...