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José Jalapeño on a Stick:
[from inside the box, about Little Jeff as the Loser]
Ask him about his powers, señor. Peanut:
Yeah, yeah! C'mon, ask him! Jeff Dunham:
I'm not talking to a doll. [long pause; audience laughs] Peanut:
Aw, c'mon, Ask him about his powers. José Jalapeño on a Stick:
Please, señor? Peanut:
Come on! Jeff Dunham:
All right, all right! [to Little Jeff] Jeff Dunham:
So, uh, Loser, what are your powers? Peanut:
[laughs]
You talked to a fucking doll! You're a loser! Oh my god! You need a big L on your forehead, too! Jeff Dunham:
[exasperated]
Okay, so does he have any powers? Peanut:
Nope! Little Jeff:
Losers! Jeff Dunham:
All right. Peanut:
He's just like you, except everything is smaller. Little Jeff:
Not everything
[from inside the box, about Little Jeff as the Loser]
Ask him about his powers, señor. Peanut:
Yeah, yeah! C'mon, ask him! Jeff Dunham:
I'm not talking to a doll. [long pause; audience laughs] Peanut:
Aw, c'mon, Ask him about his powers. José Jalapeño on a Stick:
Please, señor? Peanut:
Come on! Jeff Dunham:
All right, all right! [to Little Jeff] Jeff Dunham:
So, uh, Loser, what are your powers? Peanut:
[laughs]
You talked to a fucking doll! You're a loser! Oh my god! You need a big L on your forehead, too! Jeff Dunham:
[exasperated]
Okay, so does he have any powers? Peanut:
Nope! Little Jeff:
Losers! Jeff Dunham:
All right. Peanut:
He's just like you, except everything is smaller. Little Jeff:
Not everything
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Ask now on his forces Come on senor
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Loser what forces do you have
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You're talking to a doll What a loser
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You must also have an L on his forehead Do you have any powers
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Losers
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He's like you but everything is smaller Not everything
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham's "Minding the Monsters" brings together Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist as you've never seen them before! The result is an all-new original live comedy event that is so funny, it'...
