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Jeff Dunham:
[to Walter, trying to steer their conversation to the topic of Halloween]
Do you guys still get a lot of trick-or-treaters? Walter:
Not anymore. Jeff Dunham:
Why? Walter:
Well, a couple of years ago, unfortunately, my wife answered the door with one of her knockers hanging out of her robe. Yeah, we still get therapy bills from those kids. Jeff Dunham:
Did you actually say "knockers"? Walter:
Yeah, I guess now they're more like flappers. Hell, if she moves just right, they flop like two doggy doors. Oh yeah, last week, she did jumping jacks and ended up with two black eyes
[to Walter, trying to steer their conversation to the topic of Halloween]
Do you guys still get a lot of trick-or-treaters? Walter:
Not anymore. Jeff Dunham:
Why? Walter:
Well, a couple of years ago, unfortunately, my wife answered the door with one of her knockers hanging out of her robe. Yeah, we still get therapy bills from those kids. Jeff Dunham:
Did you actually say "knockers"? Walter:
Yeah, I guess now they're more like flappers. Hell, if she moves just right, they flop like two doggy doors. Oh yeah, last week, she did jumping jacks and ended up with two black eyes
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Did you really 'boobs'
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Yes but now I would rather say 'flippers'
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When she goes flutter as the saloon doors
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In the gym last week she had two blue eyes
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham's "Minding the Monsters" brings together Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist as you've never seen them before! The result is an all-new original live comedy event that is so funny, it'...