And if you mix him with bad guacamole, he can give you the cha-cha-chas
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Jeff Dunham:
[to José]
So, do you have super powers? José Jalapeño on a Stick:
Si. Jeff Dunham:
What are they? José Jalapeño on a Stick:
I can hit you with my stick. Peanut:
Or poke you in the eye. José Jalapeño on a Stick:
If you eat me, I burn your ass. Peanut:
[nods]
And if you mix him with bad guacamole, he can give you the cha-cha-chas
[to José]
So, do you have super powers? José Jalapeño on a Stick:
Si. Jeff Dunham:
What are they? José Jalapeño on a Stick:
I can hit you with my stick. Peanut:
Or poke you in the eye. José Jalapeño on a Stick:
If you eat me, I burn your ass. Peanut:
[nods]
And if you mix him with bad guacamole, he can give you the cha-cha-chas
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Do you have super powers What
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I can beat you with my stick
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Or stab you in the eye
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If you eat me I scorches your ass
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And with bad guacamole to He gives you myldreb
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham's "Minding the Monsters" brings together Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist as you've never seen them before! The result is an all-new original live comedy event that is so funny, it'...
