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Walter: Frankenstein. Sounds like a Jewish name. You think Dr. Frankenstein was Jewish?
Jeff Dunham: I don't know.
Walter: That would explain a lot.
Jeff Dunham: Why is that?
Walter: He was digging up used body parts.
Jeff Dunham: Right.
Walter: Probably to save money.
[looks out at audience]
Walter: Oh, tell me I'm wrong! Yeah, that's it, he was Jewish! And that explains why his monster was angry all the time.
Jeff Dunham: Why?
Walter: Because he's circumcised, the poor bastard! Now that changes the movie completely. He's killing the villagers because he's deranged! No, he's not, his wiener hurts! And it was somebody else's. You know, if I were really that monster, wherever the doctor was digging up parts, I'd hope that cemetery had one dead black guy and no Asians.
[nods as the audience laughs]
Walter: That's right, I did a racist wiener joke. Happy frickin' Hallow-wiener
Jeff Dunham: I don't know.
Walter: That would explain a lot.
Jeff Dunham: Why is that?
Walter: He was digging up used body parts.
Jeff Dunham: Right.
Walter: Probably to save money.
[looks out at audience]
Walter: Oh, tell me I'm wrong! Yeah, that's it, he was Jewish! And that explains why his monster was angry all the time.
Jeff Dunham: Why?
Walter: Because he's circumcised, the poor bastard! Now that changes the movie completely. He's killing the villagers because he's deranged! No, he's not, his wiener hurts! And it was somebody else's. You know, if I were really that monster, wherever the doctor was digging up parts, I'd hope that cemetery had one dead black guy and no Asians.
[nods as the audience laughs]
Walter: That's right, I did a racist wiener joke. Happy frickin' Hallow-wiener
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Franken stein Right
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Sounds like a Jewish name
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You think Dr Frankenstein was Jewish
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I don't know That would explain a lot
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Why is that
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He was digging up used body parts
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Right
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Probably to save money
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Oh tell me I'm wrong
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Yeah that's it He was Jewish
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And that explains why his monster was angry all the time
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Why
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Because he's circumcised the poor bastard
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Now that changes the movie completely
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He's killing the villagers because he's deranged
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No he's not His wiener hurts
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And it was somebody else's
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You know if I were really that monster
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wherever the doctor was digging up parts yeah
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I'd hope that cemetery had one dead black guy and no Asians
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That's right I did a racist wiener joke
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Happy frickin' Hallow wiener
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham's "Minding the Monsters" brings together Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist as you've never seen them before! The result is an all-new original live comedy event that is so funny, it'...
