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I actually think I'm better than Batman

Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters

I actually think I'm better than Batman. How's that? I have one extra power that he does...

Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters • 2012

Peanut: I actually think I'm better than Batman.
Jeff Dunham: How's that?
Peanut: I have one extra power that he does not.
Jeff Dunham: And that is...
Peanut: Bat telepathy!
Jeff Dunham: Bat telepathy?
Peanut: Yes, it's like ES-Peanut. I have the ability to read your mind.
Jeff Dunham: No, you...
Peanut: ...DON'T!
[nods]
Jeff Dunham: Come on, that's...
Peanut: ...ridiculous! It's like I knew what you were gonna say right when you did!
Jeff Dunham: Well, of course you did, because...
Peanut: ...I like to stare at Justin Bieber pictures and dream about being his secret girlfriend.
Jeff Dunham: Now you're making stuff up.
Peanut: Am I?
Jeff Dunham: Yes, but I...
Peanut: ...put honey in certain places for my little doggy to lick

Full Transcript

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I actually think I'm better than Batman

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How's that I have one extra power that he does not

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And that is

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Bat telepathy Bat telepathy

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Yes it's like ES Peanut

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I have the ability to read your mind No you

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Don't

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Come on that's

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Ridiculous

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It's like I knew what you were gonna say

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right when you did

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Well of course you did because

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I like to stare at Justin Bieber pictures

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and dream about being his secret girlfriend

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Now you're making stuff up

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Am I Yes but I

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Put honey in certain places for my little doggy to lick

Duration

54 seconds

Views

154

Timestamp in Movie

00:51:08

Uploaded

May 16, 2024

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Movie Summary

Jeff Dunham's "Minding the Monsters" brings together Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist as you've never seen them before! The result is an all-new original live comedy event that is so funny, it'...