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Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters

I could not find a mask that looks like your sister

José Jalapeño on a Stick:
I wanted to dress as something that gave me nightmares. Peanut:
Like a big plate of nachos? [cackles] José Jalapeño on a Stick:
No, I wanted to dress as an ugly whore. Peanut:
Why didn't you? José Jalapeño on a Stick:
I could not find a mask that looks like your sister

Full Transcript

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I like your costume I'm looking for something that gave me nightmares
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A large plate nachos
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No I would look like an ugly whore
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But I could not find a mask that looked like your sister
Duration
18 seconds
Views
235
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:55
Uploaded
Nov 21, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jeff Dunham's "Minding the Monsters" brings together Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist as you've never seen them before! The result is an all-new original live comedy event that is so funny, it'...
Okay look at Batnut's sidekick - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:14
Okay look at Batnut's sidekick
Where did you get the mask from Senor Peanut - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:19
Where did you get the mask from Senor Peanut
He looks like something a homo cat has regurgitated - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:06
He looks like something a homo cat has regurgitated
As Batnut and Ruben do you have an arch enemy a villain - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:28
As Batnut and Ruben do you have an arch enemy a villain
He said Why did you say 'what' - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:44
He said Why did you say 'what'
If one does not die - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:21
If one does not die
Now look Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce Loseren - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:34
Now look Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce Loseren
Ask now on his forces Come on senor - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:29
Ask now on his forces Come on senor
Does he have any power at all Yes - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:13
Does he have any power at all Yes
Why are you dressed like that - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:23
Why are you dressed like that
What are you - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:47
What are you
What scares you otherwise Apart from anything - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:35
What scares you otherwise Apart from anything
Well I used to be a suicide bomber - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:06
Well I used to be a suicide bomber
It is easy to play woman for the the explosion was scrotum not found - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:15
It is easy to play woman for the the explosion was scrotum...
The skeletal What did you call me - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:24
The skeletal What did you call me
What size is the dress It asks not a woman on - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:30
What size is the dress It asks not a woman on
You look good No I feel bloated - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:15
You look good No I feel bloated
Achmed No no Achmedina - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:13
Achmed No no Achmedina
Someone told me that I look like a model from Victoria's Secret - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:10
Someone told me that I look like a model from...
Well Jeffrey do you think To my vere is neat - Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters 00:43
Well Jeffrey do you think To my vere is neat