AM I RIGHT, LADIES?
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Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[dressed as a woman]
So Jeffrey, do you like my hoochers? Jeff Dunham:
That's, uh, "hooters". Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
You can call them whatever you want. You just have to buy me dinner first. [Jeff looks at Achmed's dress] Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Hey! [Jeff looks up at Achmed's face] Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
My eyes are up here! My hoochers do not talk. But of course, you could make them talk if you wanted to, couldn't you? Hell, you could make my voice come out of my vajayjay if you wanted to. Or as I call it, my terror cave! [looks out at audience] Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
AM I RIGHT, LADIES?
[dressed as a woman]
So Jeffrey, do you like my hoochers? Jeff Dunham:
That's, uh, "hooters". Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
You can call them whatever you want. You just have to buy me dinner first. [Jeff looks at Achmed's dress] Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Hey! [Jeff looks up at Achmed's face] Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
My eyes are up here! My hoochers do not talk. But of course, you could make them talk if you wanted to, couldn't you? Hell, you could make my voice come out of my vajayjay if you wanted to. Or as I call it, my terror cave! [looks out at audience] Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
AM I RIGHT, LADIES?
Full Transcript
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Well Jeffrey do you think To my vere is neat
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'Udders'
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Call them what you will
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Just gives you dinner first
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My eyes are up here
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My vere can not speak
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But you can probably well get them ten right
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You could also get my vote to come out of the vagina
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Or as I call it my terror cave
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham's "Minding the Monsters" brings together Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist as you've never seen them before! The result is an all-new original live comedy event that is so funny, it'...
