What's so scary about an American woman? They can vote. Yeah, and they can drive. Not the...
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Jeff Dunham: What's so scary about an American woman?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: They can vote.
Jeff Dunham: Yeah, and they can drive.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Not the Asian ones.
Jeff Dunham: That is incredibly racist.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Yet factually correct.
Jeff Dunham: How do you know?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I learned it in Cosmo.
Jeff Dunham: Cosmo?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I took the quiz.
Jeff Dunham: The quiz?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Yes, the quiz: "Are you a racist bitch?"
Jeff Dunham: I see.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: And guess what?
Jeff Dunham: What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Ta-da!
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: They can vote.
Jeff Dunham: Yeah, and they can drive.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Not the Asian ones.
Jeff Dunham: That is incredibly racist.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Yet factually correct.
Jeff Dunham: How do you know?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I learned it in Cosmo.
Jeff Dunham: Cosmo?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I took the quiz.
Jeff Dunham: The quiz?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Yes, the quiz: "Are you a racist bitch?"
Jeff Dunham: I see.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: And guess what?
Jeff Dunham: What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Ta-da!
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What are you
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I am a woman
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Just a woman
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Worse An American woman
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Ha ha
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Silence Impossible
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What's so scary about an American woman
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They can vote
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Yeah and they can drive
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Not the Asian ones
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That is incredibly racist
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Yet factually correct
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How do you know
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I learned it in Cosmo
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Cosmo
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I took the quiz
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The quiz Yes
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The quiz Are You a Racist
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I see And guess what
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What Ta da I
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham's "Minding the Monsters" brings together Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist as you've never seen them before! The result is an all-new original live comedy event that is so funny, it'...
