Whaaat? I don't mean just the Jews, but it rhymes! "Shoes" and "Jews". I could've said,...
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Jeff Dunham:
[to Achmed]
So what else scares you about American women? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Besides everything? The money. Jeff Dunham:
The money? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
You marry an American women, and in no time, all your money for bombs is gone! She blows money on shoes, I have no money to blow up the Jews. [the audience laughs while Jeff stares at Achmed] Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Whaaat? I don't mean just the Jews, but it rhymes! "Shoes" and "Jews". I could've said, you know, "slacks" and "blacks". But "Jews" is funnier. And I like black folks. Oh, we white chicks love the black guys!
[to Achmed]
So what else scares you about American women? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Besides everything? The money. Jeff Dunham:
The money? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
You marry an American women, and in no time, all your money for bombs is gone! She blows money on shoes, I have no money to blow up the Jews. [the audience laughs while Jeff stares at Achmed] Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Whaaat? I don't mean just the Jews, but it rhymes! "Shoes" and "Jews". I could've said, you know, "slacks" and "blacks". But "Jews" is funnier. And I like black folks. Oh, we white chicks love the black guys!
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What scares you otherwise Apart from anything
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Money
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Marries make do with a woman are all similar bomb money soon gone
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For all the money she Feeder I can not neck Jews
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Not only Jews but it rhymes with 'Feeder'
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I could have said anything about the black
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But Jews are more fun I like the black
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham's "Minding the Monsters" brings together Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist as you've never seen them before! The result is an all-new original live comedy event that is so funny, it'...
