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Jeff Dunham:
[Achmed is dressed like a woman]
So, Achmed, why are you dressed like this? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
You told me to dress like the scariest thing I could think of. Jeff Dunham:
What are you? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I am a woman! Jeff Dunham:
Just a woman? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Worse, an *American* woman! [laughs evilly] Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
SILENCE! Impossible
[Achmed is dressed like a woman]
So, Achmed, why are you dressed like this? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
You told me to dress like the scariest thing I could think of. Jeff Dunham:
What are you? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I am a woman! Jeff Dunham:
Just a woman? Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Worse, an *American* woman! [laughs evilly] Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
SILENCE! Impossible
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Why are you dressed like that
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I had to dress up as scariest thing I could think of
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What are you A woman
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Just a woman Worse an American woman
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Silence Impossible
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham's "Minding the Monsters" brings together Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist as you've never seen them before! The result is an all-new original live comedy event that is so funny, it'...