Or a chicken-fried stake through the heart
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Jeff Dunham:
So Bubba J, why do you choose to be a vampire? Bubba J:
Well, we have a lot in common. Jeff Dunham:
How's that? Bubba J:
We both hang around with folks with red necks. Jeff Dunham:
Makes sense. Bubba J:
Yeah, and if you're a redneck vampire, you can only be killed by a silver mullet. [laughs] Bubba J:
Or a chicken-fried stake through the heart
So Bubba J, why do you choose to be a vampire? Bubba J:
Well, we have a lot in common. Jeff Dunham:
How's that? Bubba J:
We both hang around with folks with red necks. Jeff Dunham:
Makes sense. Bubba J:
Yeah, and if you're a redneck vampire, you can only be killed by a silver mullet. [laughs] Bubba J:
Or a chicken-fried stake through the heart
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Why would you be a vampire We have much in common
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We see a part of 'rednecks'
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It makes sense And as redneck vampire
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Can only be killed a billiard silver bullet
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Or a chicken through the heart
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham's "Minding the Monsters" brings together Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist as you've never seen them before! The result is an all-new original live comedy event that is so funny, it'...
