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Walter: Do you know what scares me now?
Jeff Dunham: What?
Walter: When my wife says "Does this thong make my ass look fat?".
Jeff Dunham: You didn't answer that, right?
Walter: I guess I shouldn't have.
Jeff Dunham: What did you say?
Walter: I asked her if it was a thong or if her ass grew over her panties.
Jeff Dunham: That's terrible.
Walter: Yeah, I probably should've stopped there.
Jeff Dunham: What else did you say?
Walter: I said, "No, the thong doesn't make your ass look fat, your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat. The thong is the victim."
Jeff Dunham: Why are you telling me all of this?
Walter: It's a horror show, right?
Jeff Dunham: What?
Walter: When my wife says "Does this thong make my ass look fat?".
Jeff Dunham: You didn't answer that, right?
Walter: I guess I shouldn't have.
Jeff Dunham: What did you say?
Walter: I asked her if it was a thong or if her ass grew over her panties.
Jeff Dunham: That's terrible.
Walter: Yeah, I probably should've stopped there.
Jeff Dunham: What else did you say?
Walter: I said, "No, the thong doesn't make your ass look fat, your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat. The thong is the victim."
Jeff Dunham: Why are you telling me all of this?
Walter: It's a horror show, right?
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You know what scares me now What
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When my wife says
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Does this thong make my ass look fat
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You didn't answer that right
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I guessed I shouldn't have
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What did you say
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I asked her if it was a thong
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or if her ass grew over her panties
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That's terrible
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Yeah I probably should have stopped there
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What else did you say
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I said No the thong doesn't make your ass look fat
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Your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat
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The thong is the victim
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Why why are you telling me this
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It's a horror show right
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Movie Summary
Jeff Dunham's "Minding the Monsters" brings together Walter, Peanut, Bubba J, Jose Jalapeno, and Achmed the Dead Terrorist as you've never seen them before! The result is an all-new original live comedy event that is so funny, it'...
