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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

Achmed, when my girls were young, one of their favorite gameswas "got your nose." You ever...

Achmed, when my girls were young, one of their favorite games
was "got your nose." You ever play...?

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Achmed, when my girls were young,
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one of their favorite games was "got your nose."
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You ever play...?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:09
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
Well, after my father went to work, I didn't see much of him. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Well, after my father went to work, I didn't see much o...
Yeah. So, now, whenever there's a sandstorm, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:11
Yeah. So, now, whenever there's a sandstorm,
I get questions about you all the time. Are you gonna tell your life story? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
I get questions about you all the time. Are you gonna tell y...
If you could go back in time, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
If you could go back in time,
Well, it was near a hospital, so technically, I'm an organ donor. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Well, it was near a hospital, so technically, I'm an or...
Yeah, for the hospital staff, it was like a gross Easter egg hunt. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Yeah, for the hospital staff, it was like a gross Easter egg...
But now with no skin, I can't get the tattoo I always wanted. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
But now with no skin, I can't get the tattoo I always w...
Damn it. Remind me not to blow myself up anymore. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Damn it. Remind me not to blow myself up anymore.
Well, I could've found out my mother was a whore - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Well, I could've found out my mother was a whore
Achmed, one of the biggest topics now that everyone is worried about - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
Achmed, one of the biggest topics now that everyone is worri...
-No, ISIS. -Oh, those guys. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-No, ISIS. -Oh, those guys.
-Were you ever in ISIS? -No, I was in a smaller fringe group. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-Were you ever in ISIS? -No, I was in a smaller fringe group...
"I don't a-care if he's a-north or a-south." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
"I don't a-care if he's a-north or a-south.&q...
You've finally started experimenting with crack, haven't you? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
You've finally started experimenting with crack, haven&...
And then I usually add a few grape nuts just so I can say I have some. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
And then I usually add a few grape nuts just so I can say I ...
So, if you like Mexican, do you like soft or crunchy tacos? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
So, if you like Mexican, do you like soft or crunchy tacos?
Uh, in this instance, are you using taco as a metaphor? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Uh, in this instance, are you using taco as a metaphor?
Because your answer will determine my answer. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Because your answer will determine my answer.
I bet there's some school dropouts here that are very confused. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
I bet there's some school dropouts here that are very c...
"I thought a metaphor was a new kind of Mercedes." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:10
"I thought a metaphor was a new kind of Mercedes."