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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

Because by the time your boysare old enough to play ball with, your actual ones will be...

Because by the time your boys
are old enough to play ball with, your actual ones will be hanging down
to your ankles

Full Transcript

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Because by the time your boys are old enough to play ball with,
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your actual ones will be hanging down to your ankles.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:25
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
Yeah, they're the ones that had you, took one look, and then dumped your ass. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Yeah, they're the ones that had you, took one look, and...
They handed you to a nurse and went, "Run!" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
They handed you to a nurse and went, "Run!"
Or maybe they got freaked out when you cried - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Or maybe they got freaked out when you cried
Uh, were you dating anyone in July of '61? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Uh, were you dating anyone in July of '61?
I'm not sure you call it "dating." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
I'm not sure you call it "dating."
Well, that's enough jump-roping for tonight. Whatever-your-name-is. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Well, that's enough jump-roping for tonight. Whatever-y...
That old letter that Peanut found in the back of the car, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
That old letter that Peanut found in the back of the car,
So, you're saying you think you could be my-- - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
So, you're saying you think you could be my--
I could have an adult son who still plays with fucking dolls. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
I could have an adult son who still plays with fucking dolls...
I actually like you a lot more now, Jeff. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
I actually like you a lot more now, Jeff.
I wanted to say to her, "Where you been all my life?" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
I wanted to say to her, "Where you been all my life?&qu...
Eighteen years. When you were 21, she was 3. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Eighteen years. When you were 21, she was 3.
What was your pickup line when you met? "Hey, kid, want some candy?" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
What was your pickup line when you met? "Hey, kid, want...
You know, whenever anyone sees a younger woman with an older man, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
You know, whenever anyone sees a younger woman with an older...
Of course not. Her parents wouldn't let her watch the comedy channel. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Of course not. Her parents wouldn't let her watch the c...
What, you sweep her off her feet by doing Cookie Monster impressions? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
What, you sweep her off her feet by doing Cookie Monster imp...
"Oh, I love Audrey. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
"Oh, I love Audrey.
Do you want a kiss or a cookie?" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:16
Do you want a kiss or a cookie?"
Dad." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
Dad."
Oh, yeah. At the movies, you get child and senior citizen discounts. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Oh, yeah. At the movies, you get child and senior citizen di...