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Damn it. Remind me not to blow myself up anymore
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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

Damn it. Remind menot to blow myself up anymore

Damn it. Remind me
not to blow myself up anymore

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.087
Damn it. Remind me not to blow myself up anymore.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:47
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
Well, I could've found out my mother was a whore - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Well, I could've found out my mother was a whore
Achmed, one of the biggest topics now that everyone is worried about - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
Achmed, one of the biggest topics now that everyone is worri...
-No, ISIS. -Oh, those guys. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-No, ISIS. -Oh, those guys.
-Were you ever in ISIS? -No, I was in a smaller fringe group. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-Were you ever in ISIS? -No, I was in a smaller fringe group...
"I don't a-care if he's a-north or a-south." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
"I don't a-care if he's a-north or a-south.&q...
You've finally started experimenting with crack, haven't you? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
You've finally started experimenting with crack, haven&...
And then I usually add a few grape nuts just so I can say I have some. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
And then I usually add a few grape nuts just so I can say I ...
So, if you like Mexican, do you like soft or crunchy tacos? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
So, if you like Mexican, do you like soft or crunchy tacos?
Uh, in this instance, are you using taco as a metaphor? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Uh, in this instance, are you using taco as a metaphor?
Because your answer will determine my answer. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Because your answer will determine my answer.
I bet there's some school dropouts here that are very confused. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
I bet there's some school dropouts here that are very c...
"I thought a metaphor was a new kind of Mercedes." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:10
"I thought a metaphor was a new kind of Mercedes."
You know, in all honesty, sometimes in these places, I don't feel safe. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
You know, in all honesty, sometimes in these places, I don&#...
Well, I saw in a movie once where they told a guy to blink really fast - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Well, I saw in a movie once where they told a guy to blink r...
Bubba J's arms are too short and I don't have any fucking eyelids! - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Bubba J's arms are too short and I don't have any ...
Two infants at your age, how the hell did that happen? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Two infants at your age, how the hell did that happen?
-Mama? Dada? -More like, "Grandpa." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
-Mama? Dada? -More like, "Grandpa."
"No, Dad, that's a toilet plunger. That is not a dog dish on a stick." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:11
"No, Dad, that's a toilet plunger. That is not a d...
The great thing for them is when they misbehave, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
The great thing for them is when they misbehave,
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times some shit." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times some s...