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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

Do you know why chicken breastsdon't have nipples?

Do you know why chicken breasts
don't have nipples?

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Do you know why chicken breasts don't have nipples?
Duration
5 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:24:35
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
-Why? -Because if you froze them, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
-Why? -Because if you froze them,
Say, you never told me what happened to my real mother. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Say, you never told me what happened to my real mother.
I was told that the main reason was because she was an alcoholic. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
I was told that the main reason was because she was an alcoh...
-What? -Her milk tasted like Baileys Irish Cream. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
-What? -Her milk tasted like Baileys Irish Cream.
And by the way, why did you keep pulling your diaper off last night at the hotel? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
And by the way, why did you keep pulling your diaper off las...
Uh, you do know we have twin boys at home - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Uh, you do know we have twin boys at home
That happens to me a lot. The other day, I thought I'd hit the mother lode. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
That happens to me a lot. The other day, I thought I'd ...
I can barely hold my head up, I keep falling over, and I can't walk. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
I can barely hold my head up, I keep falling over, and I can...
To make it worse, I yelled that they were magically delicious. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
To make it worse, I yelled that they were magically deliciou...
-How are you doing, Bubba J? -I'm doing pretty good. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
-How are you doing, Bubba J? -I'm doing pretty good.
-What do you think so far? -Well, I've been listening, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
-What do you think so far? -Well, I've been listening,
-Well, that's nice of you to say, Bubba J. -Well, yeah, I'm drunk. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-Well, that's nice of you to say, Bubba J. -Well, yeah,...
He talks funny, but he can drink me under the table. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
He talks funny, but he can drink me under the table.
Hey, that reminds me. I was on the tour bus a little earlier today. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Hey, that reminds me. I was on the tour bus a little earlier...
They're talking about some guy around here they saw who was in his 50's. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
They're talking about some guy around here they saw who...
Yeah, you can give him a baby shower, but at his age, that'd be a sponge bath. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Yeah, you can give him a baby shower, but at his age, that&#...
And when he takes his kids to college, folks will be like: - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
And when he takes his kids to college, folks will be like:
No, I'm the 55-year-old guy that has baby twins. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
No, I'm the 55-year-old guy that has baby twins.
Yeah, I forgot I went and visited your boys the other day. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Yeah, I forgot I went and visited your boys the other day.
-How did that go? -Well, like I said, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
-How did that go? -Well, like I said,