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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

He talks funny,but he can drink me under the table

He talks funny,
but he can drink me under the table

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He talks funny, but he can drink me under the table.
Duration
5 seconds
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16
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:22
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
Hey, that reminds me. I was on the tour bus a little earlier today. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Hey, that reminds me. I was on the tour bus a little earlier...
They're talking about some guy around here they saw who was in his 50's. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
They're talking about some guy around here they saw who...
Yeah, you can give him a baby shower, but at his age, that'd be a sponge bath. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Yeah, you can give him a baby shower, but at his age, that&#...
And when he takes his kids to college, folks will be like: - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
And when he takes his kids to college, folks will be like:
No, I'm the 55-year-old guy that has baby twins. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
No, I'm the 55-year-old guy that has baby twins.
Yeah, I forgot I went and visited your boys the other day. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Yeah, I forgot I went and visited your boys the other day.
-How did that go? -Well, like I said, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
-How did that go? -Well, like I said,
You know, come to think of it, I got twin kids of my own. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
You know, come to think of it, I got twin kids of my own.
I know Tommy is 9, and Mary is 3. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
I know Tommy is 9, and Mary is 3.
Yeah, that was a tough one to explain to my wife. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Yeah, that was a tough one to explain to my wife.
Well, I had to swear up and down that I had not slept with a black woman. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Well, I had to swear up and down that I had not slept with a...
I know, and she's gonna be pissed off when she figures out - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
I know, and she's gonna be pissed off when she figures ...
I like that. "Here come them Dunham boys. Conjoined, conjoined, conjoined." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
I like that. "Here come them Dunham boys. Conjoined, co...
That's too bad, 'cause you could have had all them two-for-one specials. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
That's too bad, 'cause you could have had all them...
When you go out in public, you'd never have to say, "Stay together." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:10
When you go out in public, you'd never have to say, &qu...
So, for twins, did you, "chica, womp, womp," in a twin bed? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
So, for twins, did you, "chica, womp, womp," in a ...
- Why did you have two? - Well-- - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
- Why did you have two? - Well--
-No. -My mama swears - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-No. -My mama swears
I'd love to have more kids of my own, but my doctor said - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
I'd love to have more kids of my own, but my doctor sai...
Yeah, they're like drunk drivers veering off the road and crashing into bushes. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Yeah, they're like drunk drivers veering off the road a...