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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

I wanted to say to her, "Well, for the first half,I wasn't even born yet."

I wanted to say to her,
"Where you been all my life?" Yeah, and she would have said: "Well, for the first half,
I wasn't even born yet."

Full Transcript

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I wanted to say to her, "Where you been all my life?"
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Yeah, and she would have said:
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"Well, for the first half, I wasn't even born yet."
Duration
9 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:30
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
Eighteen years. When you were 21, she was 3. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Eighteen years. When you were 21, she was 3.
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What was your pickup line when you met? "Hey, kid, want...
You know, whenever anyone sees a younger woman with an older man, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
You know, whenever anyone sees a younger woman with an older...
Of course not. Her parents wouldn't let her watch the comedy channel. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Of course not. Her parents wouldn't let her watch the c...
What, you sweep her off her feet by doing Cookie Monster impressions? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
What, you sweep her off her feet by doing Cookie Monster imp...
"Oh, I love Audrey. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
"Oh, I love Audrey.
Do you want a kiss or a cookie?" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:16
Do you want a kiss or a cookie?"
Dad." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
Dad."
Oh, yeah. At the movies, you get child and senior citizen discounts. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Oh, yeah. At the movies, you get child and senior citizen di...
No, hit and miss. Sometimes I got hit, and sometimes they missed. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
No, hit and miss. Sometimes I got hit, and sometimes they mi...
-That's right. -Yeah, being optimistic there, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-That's right. -Yeah, being optimistic there,
And if you do, your kids are gonna be like, "Dad, it's time to die. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
And if you do, your kids are gonna be like, "Dad, it�...
It's gotta be weird, though, all the songs that get stuck in your head. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
It's gotta be weird, though, all the songs that get stu...
Baby, you could drive my car, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Baby, you could drive my car,
Yeah. Not exactly what you imagined when you fantasized - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Yeah. Not exactly what you imagined when you fantasized
"Who's your daddy?" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
"Who's your daddy?"
So, there's another reason that we're here in Dublin doing this show. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
So, there's another reason that we're here in Dubl...
And recently, I did the DNA thing where you'd check your background - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:11
And recently, I did the DNA thing where you'd check you...
And my act always reflects what's going on in my real life. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
And my act always reflects what's going on in my real l...
I have my three older daughters, and now my two toddler sons, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
I have my three older daughters, and now my two toddler sons...