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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

If you could go back in time, is there anything you'd do differentlyor change?

If you could go back in time, is there anything you'd do differently
or change?

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If you could go back in time,
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is there anything you'd do differently or change?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:05
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
Well, it was near a hospital, so technically, I'm an organ donor. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Well, it was near a hospital, so technically, I'm an or...
Yeah, for the hospital staff, it was like a gross Easter egg hunt. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Yeah, for the hospital staff, it was like a gross Easter egg...
But now with no skin, I can't get the tattoo I always wanted. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
But now with no skin, I can't get the tattoo I always w...
Damn it. Remind me not to blow myself up anymore. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Damn it. Remind me not to blow myself up anymore.
Well, I could've found out my mother was a whore - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Well, I could've found out my mother was a whore
Achmed, one of the biggest topics now that everyone is worried about - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
Achmed, one of the biggest topics now that everyone is worri...
-No, ISIS. -Oh, those guys. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-No, ISIS. -Oh, those guys.
-Were you ever in ISIS? -No, I was in a smaller fringe group. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-Were you ever in ISIS? -No, I was in a smaller fringe group...
"I don't a-care if he's a-north or a-south." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
"I don't a-care if he's a-north or a-south.&q...
You've finally started experimenting with crack, haven't you? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
You've finally started experimenting with crack, haven&...
And then I usually add a few grape nuts just so I can say I have some. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
And then I usually add a few grape nuts just so I can say I ...
So, if you like Mexican, do you like soft or crunchy tacos? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
So, if you like Mexican, do you like soft or crunchy tacos?
Uh, in this instance, are you using taco as a metaphor? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Uh, in this instance, are you using taco as a metaphor?
Because your answer will determine my answer. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Because your answer will determine my answer.
I bet there's some school dropouts here that are very confused. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
I bet there's some school dropouts here that are very c...
"I thought a metaphor was a new kind of Mercedes." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:10
"I thought a metaphor was a new kind of Mercedes."
You know, in all honesty, sometimes in these places, I don't feel safe. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
You know, in all honesty, sometimes in these places, I don&#...
Well, I saw in a movie once where they told a guy to blink really fast - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Well, I saw in a movie once where they told a guy to blink r...
Bubba J's arms are too short and I don't have any fucking eyelids! - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Bubba J's arms are too short and I don't have any ...
Two infants at your age, how the hell did that happen? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Two infants at your age, how the hell did that happen?