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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

No, hit and miss. Sometimes I got hit,and sometimes they missed

No, hit and miss. Sometimes I got hit,
and sometimes they missed

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No, hit and miss. Sometimes I got hit, and sometimes they missed.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:06
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
-That's right. -Yeah, being optimistic there, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-That's right. -Yeah, being optimistic there,
And if you do, your kids are gonna be like, "Dad, it's time to die. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
And if you do, your kids are gonna be like, "Dad, it�...
It's gotta be weird, though, all the songs that get stuck in your head. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
It's gotta be weird, though, all the songs that get stu...
Baby, you could drive my car, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Baby, you could drive my car,
Yeah. Not exactly what you imagined when you fantasized - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Yeah. Not exactly what you imagined when you fantasized
"Who's your daddy?" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
"Who's your daddy?"
So, there's another reason that we're here in Dublin doing this show. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
So, there's another reason that we're here in Dubl...
And recently, I did the DNA thing where you'd check your background - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:11
And recently, I did the DNA thing where you'd check you...
And my act always reflects what's going on in my real life. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
And my act always reflects what's going on in my real l...
I have my three older daughters, and now my two toddler sons, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
I have my three older daughters, and now my two toddler sons...
But we came to Ireland, because you guys are great audiences, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
But we came to Ireland, because you guys are great audiences...
We're happy about it, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
We're happy about it,
Touch me like that again and I'll bite your fucking arm off. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Touch me like that again and I'll bite your fucking arm...
-You sound quite a bit older than that. -That's what a few pints a day - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
-You sound quite a bit older than that. -That's what a ...
-What happened to drinking from a bottle? -Oh, now you're talking. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-What happened to drinking from a bottle? -Oh, now you'...
If it's 90 proof or better, I'll take it from a fucking tin can. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
If it's 90 proof or better, I'll take it from a fu...
Uh, I saw the size of my John Thomas. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Uh, I saw the size of my John Thomas.
What if a woman looked at you when your knickers were down and said, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:11
What if a woman looked at you when your knickers were down a...
-You'll be fine. -If not, later in life, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
-You'll be fine. -If not, later in life,
Do you know who the first person to comment on that was? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Do you know who the first person to comment on that was?