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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

No.-My mama swears I was not the twin she dropped

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-My mama swears I was not the twin she dropped

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-No. -My mama swears
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I was not the twin she dropped.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:42
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
I'd love to have more kids of my own, but my doctor said - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
I'd love to have more kids of my own, but my doctor sai...
Yeah, they're like drunk drivers veering off the road and crashing into bushes. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Yeah, they're like drunk drivers veering off the road a...
So, Bubba J, did you date a lot of women before you got married? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
So, Bubba J, did you date a lot of women before you got marr...
I'm looking over here, but I'm also looking over here. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
I'm looking over here, but I'm also looking over h...
Whoo! Look at that! - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Whoo! Look at that!
So, you got two toddlers at home and also two kids in college. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
So, you got two toddlers at home and also two kids in colleg...
-So, it's five kids from two marriages. -That's right. I have a blended family. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
-So, it's five kids from two marriages. -That's ri...
I got a cousin who has a kid that's half human and half donkey. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
I got a cousin who has a kid that's half human and half...
Their Christmas card looks like something went horribly wrong at the manger. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Their Christmas card looks like something went horribly wron...
-The manger? -Well, I think it's a manger, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
-The manger? -Well, I think it's a manger,
-Oh, good. So, you found a job? -No, I'm just no longer looking for work. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
-Oh, good. So, you found a job? -No, I'm just no longer...
Well, one time, I caught something from a girl, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Well, one time, I caught something from a girl,
Look, Bubba J, you like talking to people, and you care about them. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Look, Bubba J, you like talking to people, and you care abou...
Ahem. I did not have sex with that woman. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Ahem. I did not have sex with that woman.
I did not have sex with that little girl. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
I did not have sex with that little girl.
And then I can pull up some chain-link between the U.S. and Mexico - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
And then I can pull up some chain-link between the U.S. and ...
Look, Bubba J, if you were in office, would you reduce the unemployment rate? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Look, Bubba J, if you were in office, would you reduce the u...
Look, Bubba J, with your appeal, I think you could reach out to young people. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Look, Bubba J, with your appeal, I think you could reach out...
Well, my uncle tried that. He got put on a list. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Well, my uncle tried that. He got put on a list.
Well, one time, I sat on my own nuts. Is that it? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Well, one time, I sat on my own nuts. Is that it?