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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

No, no, no. She was long before them.And then she divorced me

No, no, no. She was long before them.
And then she divorced me

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No, no, no. She was long before them. And then she divorced me.
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5 seconds
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19
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:56
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
- How have things been going lately? - Oh, not bad. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
- How have things been going lately? - Oh, not bad.
I'm actually dating someone who is not one of the annoying 72. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
I'm actually dating someone who is not one of the annoy...
Yeah, us having sex sounds like a horse on cobblestones. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Yeah, us having sex sounds like a horse on cobblestones.
So, if you get 72 virgins, what does a female suicide bomber get? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
So, if you get 72 virgins, what does a female suicide bomber...
She claims she has edible underwear. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
She claims she has edible underwear.
Yes, but what flavor edible underwear would a female terrorist have? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Yes, but what flavor edible underwear would a female terrori...
But your wife getting pregnant, that must have been surprising. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
But your wife getting pregnant, that must have been surprisi...
You know, like finding out a landmine still works even though it's really old. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
You know, like finding out a landmine still works even thoug...
Hey, when you're holding one of your little boys, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Hey, when you're holding one of your little boys,
Sounds like a nursery rhyme for two gay kids. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Sounds like a nursery rhyme for two gay kids.
Jack and James went out the door To fetch a pail of lattes - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:10
Jack and James went out the door To fetch a pail of lattes
Achmed Junior, Achmed Junior Junior Junior, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Achmed Junior, Achmed Junior Junior Junior,
-You have to repeat things over and over. -Like what? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-You have to repeat things over and over. -Like what?
The same things my father used to say to me all the time. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
The same things my father used to say to me all the time.
Achmed, when my girls were young, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
Achmed, when my girls were young,
Well, after my father went to work, I didn't see much of him. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Well, after my father went to work, I didn't see much o...
Yeah. So, now, whenever there's a sandstorm, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:11
Yeah. So, now, whenever there's a sandstorm,
I get questions about you all the time. Are you gonna tell your life story? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
I get questions about you all the time. Are you gonna tell y...
If you could go back in time, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
If you could go back in time,
Well, it was near a hospital, so technically, I'm an organ donor. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Well, it was near a hospital, so technically, I'm an or...