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No such thing. -Freedom to assemble shit and blow it up
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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

No such thing.-Freedom to assemble shit and blow it up

No such thing.
-Freedom to assemble shit and blow it up

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-No such thing. -Freedom to assemble shit and blow it up.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:59
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
I'm in line, and the Immigration guy goes, "We are vetting you." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
I'm in line, and the Immigration guy goes, "We are...
-Why'd you name him that? -I think it's funny to say: - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
-Why'd you name him that? -I think it's funny to s...
If I yell, "Fetch, boy," he grabs my leg and runs like hell. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
If I yell, "Fetch, boy," he grabs my leg and runs ...
-So, what happened at the airport? -The Immigration guy yelled at me. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-So, what happened at the airport? -The Immigration guy yell...
He goes, "Why are you in this country?" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
He goes, "Why are you in this country?"
"I'm here to blow up shit." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
"I'm here to blow up shit."
Find a place on me where there's a cavity that I can hide stuff. Nowhere! - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Find a place on me where there's a cavity that I can hi...
-Really? -No, I floss after every meal. Yup. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-Really? -No, I floss after every meal. Yup.
Easy. I put my leg in Little Bastard's mouth - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
Easy. I put my leg in Little Bastard's mouth
It's really important. And sometimes if you don't drink it, you get dehydrated, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
It's really important. And sometimes if you don't ...
Silence, I kill you. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Silence, I kill you.
Well, I am angry, because Facebook won't let me on Facebook. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Well, I am angry, because Facebook won't let me on Face...
-Because you're a terrorist. -No. Because I don't have a face. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-Because you're a terrorist. -No. Because I don't ...
Do you know what happens when 72 women all live in the same place together? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Do you know what happens when 72 women all live in the same ...
We suicide bombers are actually killing ourselves - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
We suicide bombers are actually killing ourselves
-Oh, you play golf? -I wish. I don't have the equipment. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-Oh, you play golf? -I wish. I don't have the equipment...
And all of those women, I am not getting any younger. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
And all of those women, I am not getting any younger.
-What? -"Come on, get it while it's hot." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:10
-What? -"Come on, get it while it's hot."
If I had a hammer, I could play the world's largest game of whack-a-mole. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
If I had a hammer, I could play the world's largest gam...
No, no. She had a little animal that went: - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
No, no. She had a little animal that went: