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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

Oh, you play golf?-I wish. I don't have the equipment

Oh, you play golf?
-I wish. I don't have the equipment

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-Oh, you play golf? -I wish. I don't have the equipment.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:15
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
And all of those women, I am not getting any younger. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
And all of those women, I am not getting any younger.
-What? -"Come on, get it while it's hot." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:10
-What? -"Come on, get it while it's hot."
If I had a hammer, I could play the world's largest game of whack-a-mole. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
If I had a hammer, I could play the world's largest gam...
No, no. She had a little animal that went: - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
No, no. She had a little animal that went:
-How's that? -My first wife was not a pretty woman. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-How's that? -My first wife was not a pretty woman.
-No? -No. At the mall, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:14
-No? -No. At the mall,
-You mean you, like, kissed her? -Oh, a lot more than that. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
-You mean you, like, kissed her? -Oh, a lot more than that.
-Really? -Yeah. I got to look at her ankle. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
-Really? -Yeah. I got to look at her ankle.
You know, I think comedy and suicide bombing have a lot in common. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
You know, I think comedy and suicide bombing have a lot in c...
No, no, no. She was long before them. And then she divorced me. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
No, no, no. She was long before them. And then she divorced ...
- How have things been going lately? - Oh, not bad. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
- How have things been going lately? - Oh, not bad.
I'm actually dating someone who is not one of the annoying 72. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
I'm actually dating someone who is not one of the annoy...
Yeah, us having sex sounds like a horse on cobblestones. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Yeah, us having sex sounds like a horse on cobblestones.
So, if you get 72 virgins, what does a female suicide bomber get? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
So, if you get 72 virgins, what does a female suicide bomber...
She claims she has edible underwear. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
She claims she has edible underwear.
Yes, but what flavor edible underwear would a female terrorist have? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Yes, but what flavor edible underwear would a female terrori...
But your wife getting pregnant, that must have been surprising. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
But your wife getting pregnant, that must have been surprisi...
You know, like finding out a landmine still works even though it's really old. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
You know, like finding out a landmine still works even thoug...
Hey, when you're holding one of your little boys, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Hey, when you're holding one of your little boys,
Sounds like a nursery rhyme for two gay kids. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Sounds like a nursery rhyme for two gay kids.