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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

Please help me welcomethe world's favorite terrorist, Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Please help me welcome
the world's favorite terrorist, Achmed the Dead Terrorist

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Please help me welcome the world's favorite terrorist,
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Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
Duration
7 seconds
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21
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:47
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
Greetings, Irish infidels! - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Greetings, Irish infidels!
Oh, it is good to see you, too, infidel number one. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Oh, it is good to see you, too, infidel number one.
Because I was detained at your airport for days. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Because I was detained at your airport for days.
-Seriously? -Well-- - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
-Seriously? -Well--
-But in this case, everyone is right. -You are violating my rights. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-But in this case, everyone is right. -You are violating my ...
-What--? -Freedom of the pressing of buttons. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-What--? -Freedom of the pressing of buttons.
-No such thing. -Freedom to assemble shit and blow it up. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-No such thing. -Freedom to assemble shit and blow it up.
I'm in line, and the Immigration guy goes, "We are vetting you." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
I'm in line, and the Immigration guy goes, "We are...
-Why'd you name him that? -I think it's funny to say: - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
-Why'd you name him that? -I think it's funny to s...
If I yell, "Fetch, boy," he grabs my leg and runs like hell. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
If I yell, "Fetch, boy," he grabs my leg and runs ...
-So, what happened at the airport? -The Immigration guy yelled at me. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-So, what happened at the airport? -The Immigration guy yell...
He goes, "Why are you in this country?" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
He goes, "Why are you in this country?"
"I'm here to blow up shit." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
"I'm here to blow up shit."
Find a place on me where there's a cavity that I can hide stuff. Nowhere! - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Find a place on me where there's a cavity that I can hi...
-Really? -No, I floss after every meal. Yup. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-Really? -No, I floss after every meal. Yup.
Easy. I put my leg in Little Bastard's mouth - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
Easy. I put my leg in Little Bastard's mouth
It's really important. And sometimes if you don't drink it, you get dehydrated, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
It's really important. And sometimes if you don't ...
Silence, I kill you. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Silence, I kill you.
Well, I am angry, because Facebook won't let me on Facebook. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Well, I am angry, because Facebook won't let me on Face...
-Because you're a terrorist. -No. Because I don't have a face. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-Because you're a terrorist. -No. Because I don't ...