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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

So, you're saying you thinkyou could be my-- -Well, that's awful.-How do you think I feel?

So, you're saying you think
you could be my-- -Well, that's awful.
-How do you think I feel?

Full Transcript

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So, you're saying you think you could be my--
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-Well, that's awful. -How do you think I feel?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:52
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
I could have an adult son who still plays with fucking dolls. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
I could have an adult son who still plays with fucking dolls...
I actually like you a lot more now, Jeff. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
I actually like you a lot more now, Jeff.
I wanted to say to her, "Where you been all my life?" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
I wanted to say to her, "Where you been all my life?&qu...
Eighteen years. When you were 21, she was 3. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Eighteen years. When you were 21, she was 3.
What was your pickup line when you met? "Hey, kid, want some candy?" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
What was your pickup line when you met? "Hey, kid, want...
You know, whenever anyone sees a younger woman with an older man, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
You know, whenever anyone sees a younger woman with an older...
Of course not. Her parents wouldn't let her watch the comedy channel. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Of course not. Her parents wouldn't let her watch the c...
What, you sweep her off her feet by doing Cookie Monster impressions? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
What, you sweep her off her feet by doing Cookie Monster imp...
"Oh, I love Audrey. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
"Oh, I love Audrey.
Do you want a kiss or a cookie?" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:16
Do you want a kiss or a cookie?"
Dad." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
Dad."
Oh, yeah. At the movies, you get child and senior citizen discounts. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Oh, yeah. At the movies, you get child and senior citizen di...
No, hit and miss. Sometimes I got hit, and sometimes they missed. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
No, hit and miss. Sometimes I got hit, and sometimes they mi...
-That's right. -Yeah, being optimistic there, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-That's right. -Yeah, being optimistic there,
And if you do, your kids are gonna be like, "Dad, it's time to die. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
And if you do, your kids are gonna be like, "Dad, it�...
It's gotta be weird, though, all the songs that get stuck in your head. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
It's gotta be weird, though, all the songs that get stu...
Baby, you could drive my car, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Baby, you could drive my car,
Yeah. Not exactly what you imagined when you fantasized - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Yeah. Not exactly what you imagined when you fantasized
"Who's your daddy?" - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
"Who's your daddy?"
So, there's another reason that we're here in Dublin doing this show. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
So, there's another reason that we're here in Dubl...