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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

Two infants at your age,how the hell did that happen?

Two infants at your age,
how the hell did that happen?

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Two infants at your age, how the hell did that happen?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:01
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
-Mama? Dada? -More like, "Grandpa." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
-Mama? Dada? -More like, "Grandpa."
"No, Dad, that's a toilet plunger. That is not a dog dish on a stick." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:11
"No, Dad, that's a toilet plunger. That is not a d...
The great thing for them is when they misbehave, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
The great thing for them is when they misbehave,
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times some shit." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times some s...
You don't have to take them to Disneyland. You can just put them on your chairlift. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
You don't have to take them to Disneyland. You can just...
No, because you'll forget what the fuck you're looking for. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
No, because you'll forget what the fuck you're loo...
You'll be so old by the time your sons are ready to hear the sex talk, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:11
You'll be so old by the time your sons are ready to hea...
Waits for it to kick in, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Waits for it to kick in,
Throws his legs over this side and breaks his hip." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
Throws his legs over this side and breaks his hip."
"Well, before we put a cast on that, sir, we're gonna have to wait four hours." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
"Well, before we put a cast on that, sir, we're go...
I feel sorry for your boys, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:11
I feel sorry for your boys,
Just have to knock him out of his wheelchair first." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:13
Just have to knock him out of his wheelchair first."
Well, when they're teens, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
Well, when they're teens,
But we're starting to watch everything we say, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
But we're starting to watch everything we say,
They'll learn to drive if their indicator is always on. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
They'll learn to drive if their indicator is always on.
When they graduate from high school, you gonna give them wheels? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
When they graduate from high school, you gonna give them whe...
So, with the kids in the house, is the chica, womp, womp, kind of affected? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
So, with the kids in the house, is the chica, womp, womp, ki...
-A little bit. -Yeah, now it's: chica, womp, womp, womp. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-A little bit. -Yeah, now it's: chica, womp, womp, womp...
Now you do it to the sounds of the baby monitor. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Now you do it to the sounds of the baby monitor.
Chica, chica, womp, womp, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
Chica, chica, womp, womp,