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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

We suicide bombersare actually killing ourselves just to get away from the angry virgins

We suicide bombers
are actually killing ourselves just to get away from the angry virgins

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We suicide bombers are actually killing ourselves
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just to get away from the angry virgins.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:54
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
-Oh, you play golf? -I wish. I don't have the equipment. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-Oh, you play golf? -I wish. I don't have the equipment...
And all of those women, I am not getting any younger. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
And all of those women, I am not getting any younger.
-What? -"Come on, get it while it's hot." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:10
-What? -"Come on, get it while it's hot."
If I had a hammer, I could play the world's largest game of whack-a-mole. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
If I had a hammer, I could play the world's largest gam...
No, no. She had a little animal that went: - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
No, no. She had a little animal that went:
-How's that? -My first wife was not a pretty woman. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-How's that? -My first wife was not a pretty woman.
-No? -No. At the mall, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:14
-No? -No. At the mall,
-You mean you, like, kissed her? -Oh, a lot more than that. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
-You mean you, like, kissed her? -Oh, a lot more than that.
-Really? -Yeah. I got to look at her ankle. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
-Really? -Yeah. I got to look at her ankle.
You know, I think comedy and suicide bombing have a lot in common. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
You know, I think comedy and suicide bombing have a lot in c...
No, no, no. She was long before them. And then she divorced me. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
No, no, no. She was long before them. And then she divorced ...
- How have things been going lately? - Oh, not bad. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
- How have things been going lately? - Oh, not bad.
I'm actually dating someone who is not one of the annoying 72. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
I'm actually dating someone who is not one of the annoy...
Yeah, us having sex sounds like a horse on cobblestones. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Yeah, us having sex sounds like a horse on cobblestones.
So, if you get 72 virgins, what does a female suicide bomber get? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
So, if you get 72 virgins, what does a female suicide bomber...
She claims she has edible underwear. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
She claims she has edible underwear.
Yes, but what flavor edible underwear would a female terrorist have? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Yes, but what flavor edible underwear would a female terrori...
But your wife getting pregnant, that must have been surprising. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
But your wife getting pregnant, that must have been surprisi...
You know, like finding out a landmine still works even though it's really old. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
You know, like finding out a landmine still works even thoug...
Hey, when you're holding one of your little boys, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Hey, when you're holding one of your little boys,