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Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster

Well, one time, I caughtsomething from a girl, and it itched, so I had to get a shot

Well, one time, I caught
something from a girl, and it itched, so I had to get a shot

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Well, one time, I caught something from a girl,
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and it itched, so I had to get a shot.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:47
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Welcome to Ireland, where Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham is back with his gang of dolls, revealing some relative secrets. The Netflix special stars Walter (Jeff Dunham), Bubba J (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Je-f-f Dun-h...
Look, Bubba J, you like talking to people, and you care about them. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Look, Bubba J, you like talking to people, and you care abou...
Ahem. I did not have sex with that woman. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Ahem. I did not have sex with that woman.
I did not have sex with that little girl. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
I did not have sex with that little girl.
And then I can pull up some chain-link between the U.S. and Mexico - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
And then I can pull up some chain-link between the U.S. and ...
Look, Bubba J, if you were in office, would you reduce the unemployment rate? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Look, Bubba J, if you were in office, would you reduce the u...
Look, Bubba J, with your appeal, I think you could reach out to young people. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Look, Bubba J, with your appeal, I think you could reach out...
Well, my uncle tried that. He got put on a list. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
Well, my uncle tried that. He got put on a list.
Well, one time, I sat on my own nuts. Is that it? - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Well, one time, I sat on my own nuts. Is that it?
I'm pretty sure that's where the phrase "beer nuts" came from. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
I'm pretty sure that's where the phrase "beer...
-Say good night, Bubba J. -Thanks, Dublin! - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-Say good night, Bubba J. -Thanks, Dublin!
Ladies and gentlemen, I have said it before, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Ladies and gentlemen, I have said it before,
Please help me welcome the world's favorite terrorist, - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Please help me welcome the world's favorite terrorist,
Greetings, Irish infidels! - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:07
Greetings, Irish infidels!
Oh, it is good to see you, too, infidel number one. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Oh, it is good to see you, too, infidel number one.
Because I was detained at your airport for days. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:06
Because I was detained at your airport for days.
-Seriously? -Well-- - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:08
-Seriously? -Well--
-But in this case, everyone is right. -You are violating my rights. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-But in this case, everyone is right. -You are violating my ...
-What--? -Freedom of the pressing of buttons. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-What--? -Freedom of the pressing of buttons.
-No such thing. -Freedom to assemble shit and blow it up. - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:05
-No such thing. -Freedom to assemble shit and blow it up.
I'm in line, and the Immigration guy goes, "We are vetting you." - Jeff Dunham: Relative Disaster 00:09
I'm in line, and the Immigration guy goes, "We are...